1. Know the (derp)
2. Love the (derp)
3. Embrace the (derp)
4. If you use (ss) and I actually know what you're talking about you fail at life
5. If Dama comes up with a nickname for you, you must accept it. All other users must not object to the user nicknamed being called the nickname either.
6. If ;P is used instead of :P in front of Guac, all users should be warned to evacuate.
7. If anybody acts stupid, compare what they say to YJF by typing: "I don't know you" -YJF 2015, as a reason to oppose Rio's admin RFR and without leaving a sig.
8. If a wild MsD appears, grab Dama's Hammah so you can use the power of Dama to destroy it.
9. CONFETTI IT'S A PARADE